2 days ago
Is Chrome browser still the best?
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## Chrome: Still the King of Crappy Memory Management? (And Other Browser Nonsense) Okay, look. I'm not gonna lie. I'm writing this post in Chrome. Why? Because muscle memory and Stockholm Syndrome are a bitch. But is it *actually* the best browser? Let's cut the crap. Like I said about my phone apps, I’m not reviewing some shiny new tech gadget. This ain't no "unboxing" video. This is about survival. This is about choosing a tool to get the damn job done without wanting to chuck your computer out the window. And lately, Chrome's been making me *really* consider that window-chucking thing. What I Use Chrome For (and Why It Sucks): * Browsing the damn internet: Groundbreaking, I know. But seriously, everything lives in the browser now. Email, docs, writing this godforsaken post. It's the goddamn operating system. And Chrome, bless its heart, tries its hardest to handle all that with the grace of a drunken rhino on roller skates. The amount of RAM it hogs is an absolute travesty. I swear, sometimes I think it's secretly mining Bitcoin in the background. * Developer Tools: This is the one thing that keeps me coming back. The dev tools are actually pretty decent. Debugging JavaScript without them would be like trying to perform brain surgery with a rusty spoon. Not fun. Still, Firefox has gotten better in this area and I'm seriously contemplating making the switch for this alone. * Extensions: Okay, the extensions are good. Ad blockers, password managers, all that jazz. It's a freaking ecosystem. But the problem is, every extension feels like another tiny parasitic leech sucking the lifeblood out of my already struggling CPU. It’s a double-edged sword, and sometimes I feel more hacked to pieces than helped. Why It Might *Not* Be The Best (or, Why I'm Constantly Threatening to Switch): * RAM. FUCKING. RAM. I've said it before, and I'll say it again. It's a memory hog. Plain and simple. I open five tabs and suddenly my laptop starts sounding like a jet engine taking off. Seriously, Chrome, get your shit together. * Privacy Concerns: Google is watching you. Period. They track everything. They know what you're buying, what you're searching for, even what you're thinking about (probably). If you’re okay with being a data point in their massive advertising machine, then go ahead, but don't pretend you're not selling your soul. * bloat: it feels slow compared to brave or safari and sometimes just crashes or hangs. It's like driving a big suv where a faster lighter sports car will do the trick. Alternatives I'm Considering (or Have Tried and Failed To Love): * Firefox: Honestly, it's the most viable option. It's got good dev tools, decent privacy, and it's not owned by Google. But for some reason, it just doesn't feel as snappy as Chrome. And some websites just don't render properly. It's like trying to wear a slightly too-small shoe. Uncomfortable. * Safari: If I was more committed to the Apple ecosystem, maybe. But I'm not. Plus, it feels…restrictive. Like I'm being herded down a pre-approved path. No thanks. * Brave: This one intrigues me. Built-in ad blocker and privacy features? Yes, please. But I haven't given it a proper go yet. Maybe that's my next adventure. Maybe I'll actually break free from Chrome's greasy clutches. * Vivaldi: Too many features! I want simplicity. Not a browser that feels like a cockpit of a goddamn space shuttle. The Verdict (for Now): Chrome is a necessary evil. It's the devil I know. It's like that toxic relationship you keep going back to because, well, you're used to it. But I'm actively looking for a way out. The search for a better browser continues. And when I find it, you'll be the first to know. Until then, I'll just keep grumbling and hoarding RAM.